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I am John Benson (Esq.), a solicitor from The United Kingdom. I was given yourcontact by my late client, Dr. Maurice Wohl. Please get back to me as soon aspossible. I have an important message for you. Regards, John Benson (Esq.)

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Hello there, is there a problem?

Please give my deepest condolences to his family on my behalf.

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On behalf of the Trustees and Executor of the estate of Late Dr. Maurice Wohl (hereafter referred to as "My Client"), I wish to notify you that late Dr. Maurice Wohl made you a beneficiary to his WILL. He bequeathed the sum of Thirty Million, One Hundred Thousand Dollars (USD$30,100,000.00) to you in the Codicil and last testament to his WILL. This may sound strange and unbelievable to you, but it is real and true.

Been a widely travelled man, my client must have been in contact with you in the past or you were probably nominated to him by one of his numerous friends abroad who wished you good.

Until his death, the Late Dr. Maurice Wohl was a prominent British Jewish philanthropist who was known the world over for his generousity. He had long been active in philanthropic causes both in Israel, Britain and beyond, and was honoured with the title; "Trustee of Jerusalem". He was also honoured in Britain as Commander of Order of the British Empire (CBE) in 1992, amongst several others. My client and his late wife, Vivienne; were however childless before her unfortunate demise in April 2005. Dr. Wohl died on the 1st day of July, 2007 at the age of 84 years (1923-2007), and his WILL is now ready for execution.

According to my late client, the money bequeathed to you is for continuation of his philantropy and also to support your humanitarian activities as well as helping the poor and the needy in our society. Therefore, kindly endeavor to get back to me as soon as possible to enable me conclude my job. I hope to hear from you in no distant time.

Your's in service,

Barr. John Benson (Esq.)
Tel: +44-703-190-7669
(Managing Partner)

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Oh yes, Dr Maurice, we were such wonderful friends! I'm am very sorry to hear of his demise. Of course I'd help his philanthropic cause, as I have once promised him. Please, if I could be of any assistance, do not hesitate to contact me for further details.

Edmund Wang

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We acknowledge the receipt of your return correspondence in this chamber and wish to inform you that you have absolute right to reject this WILL as much as you have the right to accept it. If you wish to turn it down, notify my office immediately so I can send you a WILL rejection form to fill and revert back. I will not impose it on you but, be rest assured that I am only playing my role as principal executor of my client's WILL and Last Testament.

Prefix me to state that the late Dr. Maurice Wohl must have known that you will put the money to good use for the less privileged and that is why you were selected. Also, understand that I don't know you neither have I met you before, but my contacting you is based on the recommendation of my late client.

Be further informed that the funds will not be released to you without some proper identification. Like I mentioned before, I have never met you, so to be able to carry out our duties effectively as sole executors of the WILL of late Dr. Maurice Wohl, we must be convinced that you are who the testament says you are.

Based on the foregoing, please re-confirm to us the following informations; YOUR COMPLETE CONTACT DETAILS INCLUDING YOUR FULL NAME AND ADDRESS, TELEPHONE AND FAX NUMBERS, AGE, SEX, OCCUPATION AND A SCANNED COPY OF YOUR IDENTIFICATION (DRIVER'S LICENSE OR PHOTO PAGE OF YOUR INTERNATIONAL PASSPORT). You are also to indicate if you changed residence within the last six months; (Indicate the old and new address accordingly) for verification with what I have in my file. Any difference or discrepancies in the information provided by you will imply that I have contacted the wrong person and will therefore cease all correspondence with you outrightly.

Be informed that the informations provided will be verified and confirmed by the Probate Department of the Royal Courts of Justice here in England, where a Probate Order will be rightly issued for your legal claim of this bequest/funds. This document, as well as a copy of the WILL of my Late Client; Dr. Maurice Wohl will then be released to you. This guarantees your status as the true beneficiary of my Late client's WILL and gives you the legal backing to receiving the funds.

It is hoped that the above requirements will be sent to us sooner than later to enable us proceed with the documentation. And note that we cannot send any document to you until we are fully convinced that you are the true beneficiary. As a practicing lawyer, you must be informed of the fact that I am on a very tight and busy schedule with regards to the various legal assignments handled by my humble self; therefore, I must crave your indulgence towards ensuring that this process is concluded speedily as time is of utmost essence to my profession.

I await your most urgent response.

Note: We are not demanding any money or form of payment from you for our service as we have been fully paid by my late client. All we need is for you to comply with our directives to make sure your funds are fully transferred.

Your's in service,

Barr. John Benson (Esq.)
Tel: +44-703-190-7669
(Managing Partner)


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Oh shucks, I'm only 12 I don't have any identification. Oh my fucking gawd, and I please have the three million? Pretty please? ):

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May I inform you that I have the complete details of the rightful beneficiary to this bequest in my Late client's beneficiary file, so please do not fool around with me except you are not the rightful beneficiary.

Therefore, I will once again advice that you get the requested informations to me immediately as I am only carrying out the mandate and brief as passed on to me by my Late client prior to his demise.


Your's in service,

Barr. John Benson (Esq.)
Tel: +44-703-190-7669
(Managing Partner)

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Does that mean I can't get the money? Please i really need that 3 million dollars. I need to feed my family of hamsters, they need sunflower seeds. Please dear sir, I'm not fooling with you. I don't want my hamsters to be hungry. Sir have sympathy!